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Hammer_Time · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:56 pm Post subject:

The only partially bald bear I ever saw previous to that one is from the movie "Summer Rental" starring John Candy :

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090098/

He shot the hair off the ass of the bear that was attacking his family's cabin Laughing

( could not find a pic of this bear online, you gotta watch the the movie, a classic! Twisted Evil

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Sauron_Daz · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 21887

Poor animal.. I hope they find out what's wrong with it.
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Hammer_Time · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:33 am Post subject:

Bear prank:

Man-bear with shaved #3 in his back:

There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.

The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.

So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he’s brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn’t reach him. Eventually, the bears went away.

Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble.

Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.
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Sauron_Daz · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 21887

That guy with the 3 on his back shouldn't have stopped shaving..
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Hammer_Time · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:28 am Post subject:

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Celt · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject:

I wonder how long it will be before this is sued out of existence . . .

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mcdonalds
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Hammer_Time · Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:11 am Post subject:

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Sauron_Daz · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 21887

Hehe, lol!
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TAViX · Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:06 pm Post subject:

Hammer_Time · Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:17 am Post subject:

What is this? :

http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-men-who-stare-at-goats/38908/main

Sauron_Daz · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 21887

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thatsteveguy · Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:19 am Post subject:

The Long and The Short

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, “Mummy, what is that long thing?”

His mother replies, “That, son, is the elephant’s trunk.”

“No, at the other end.”

“That, son is the tail.”

“No, mummy, the thing under the elephant.”

A short embarrassed silence after which she replies, “That’s nothing.”

The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer, asks his father the same question.

“Daddy, what is that long thing?”

“That’s the trunk, son,” replies the father.

“No at the other end.”

“Oh, that is the tail.”

“No, no daddy, the thing below,” asks the son in desperation.

“That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?”

“Well mummy said it was nothing,” says the boy.

Replies the father: “I tell you, I spoil that woman …”
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Hammer_Time · Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:52 am Post subject:

Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit cards.
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Sauron_Daz · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 21887

I'm trying to smile over that one..
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Hammer_Time · Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:06 pm Post subject:

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Sauron_Daz · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 21887

That's not a big help..... really. Twisted Evil

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Hammer_Time · Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:55 am Post subject:

Tetris cake:

http://www.walyou.com/blog/2009/11/09/tetris-cake/

10 most hated foods ( and why you should eat them! ) :

http://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/293

I am starting to enjoy all those foods actually, except liver, will never eat liver, it makes me

I do like beets and cauliflower/brocolli though, very tasty if cooked properly ( side dish ). Very Happy

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Celt · Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:36 am Post subject:

Liver can be great if cooked properly, and downright awful when cooked badly (like shoe leather) . . . however cottage cheese . . . yuk . . . baby puke!
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Sauron_Daz · Moderator Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 21887

Yea, I love liver, but just occasionaly. Chicken liver baked with onion...MMM!
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